Trying My Hand at Satire, With Apologies to Jonathan Swift

After My Kid Learned To Walk, I Got Him a Wiffle Ball Bat. What Happened Next WILL BLOW YOUR MIND:

Here is my Good Men Project post, riffing on this week’s story about college sports teams recruiting eighth graders with this home-spun satire.

Since when is potty-training a prerequisite for getting a scholarship commitment from Florida State anyway?!